deadcatwithaflamethrower:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

I have higher hopes for Bart than that, considering he’s lived through the 2nd grade on repeat for almost 25 years now.

(via becuzbacon)


cigarettelxrd:

*passes blunt

cigarettelxrd:

*passes blunt

(via becuzbacon)




ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(via l-ivenotregret)



shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)



i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

(via xsecretkey)


dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

[Mom Leaves]image

(via megustamemes)